McSweeney's

• US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

• Other Trump White House Food Acronyms
   

Slackjaw

• For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn. NFT FAQ

• There’s Only Room For One Cool Dad In This Newborn Care Class

• The City’s Pedal-Pub Rideshare Ban is Unfair. 

• Somewhat Satisfying Character Arcs from The Wire: The Movie
   

Weekly Humorist

• My Impeachment Testimony Won’t Include the Juicy Stuff, by Smokey the Bear

• What the Location of Your Anti-Mask Tirade Says About You
   

Points in Case

• Quiz: Which Unqualified Doctor Said It? Pandemic Edition

• Instructions for the True Crime Podcast Producers Investigating my Unsolved Murder
   

The Bigger Picture

• Recent Reviews of National Parks on the MAGA Safe Space App
   

Frazzled

• The Sweet Sixteen Illnesses Your Child Brought Home This Winter

• DIY Toddler Halloween Costumes When All You Have at Home is a Shitload of KN95 Masks

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Robot Butt

• Quiz: Are You the Mandalorian or Trump’s Campaign Team?

• Quiz: Dr. Fauci’s Inner Monologue or a Pediatric Telemedicine Appointment

• FixCon 2019 Keynote: What it Means to be a Fixer in the Post-Michael Cohen World

• 18 Totally 🔥 Data Breach Restitution Offerings for Consumers