Slackjaw

• For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn. NFT FAQ (August, 2021)

• There’s Only Room For One Cool Dad In This Newborn Care Class, Dylan (August, 2020)

• The City’s Pedal-Pub Rideshare Ban is Unfair. (Sept, 2019)

• Somewhat Satisfying Character Arcs from The Wire: The Movie (June, 2019)
   

Weekly Humorist

• My Impeachment Testimony Won’t Include the Juicy Stuff, by Smokey the Bear (Jan.,  2020)

• What the Location of Your Anti-Mask Tirade Says About You (August, 2020)
   

Robot Butt

• Quiz: Are You the Mandalorian or Trump’s Campaign Team? (Dec., 2020)

• Quiz: Dr. Fauci’s Inner Monologue or a Pediatric Telemedicine Appointment (April, 2020)

• FixCon 2019 Keynote: What it Means to be a Fixer in the Post-Michael Cohen World (Feb, 2019)

• 18 Totally 🔥 Data Breach Restitution Offerings for Consumers (Aug, 2019)

 

Little Old Lady Comedy

• Mindfulness Acronyms to Help You Cope With Climate Change (May, 2019)
   

Points in Case

• Quiz: Which Unqualified Doctor Said It? Pandemic Edition (April, 2020)

• Instructions for the True Crime Podcast Producers Investigating my Unsolved Murder (Jan, 2019)
   

The Bigger Picture

• Recent Reviews of National Parks on the MAGA Safe Space App (May, 2019)
   

Frazzled

• DIY Toddler Halloween Costumes When All You Have at Home is a Shitload of KN95 Masks
   

Medium

• Songs Inspired by My Last-Minute Trip to the Halloween Pop-Up Store (Oct., 2019)

• CenturyLink’s Alternative Emergency Procedures for the Next 9–1–1 Outage (Feb., 2019)